{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
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{"fact":"Cats have about 130,000 hairs per square inch (20,155 hairs per square centimeter).","length":83}
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{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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