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{"type":"standard","title":"Micky Moody","displaytitle":"Micky Moody","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q720305","titles":{"canonical":"Micky_Moody","normalized":"Micky Moody","display":"Micky Moody"},"pageid":7759431,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Micky_Moody_%2814709865671%29_Cropped.jpg/330px-Micky_Moody_%2814709865671%29_Cropped.jpg","width":320,"height":481},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b2/Micky_Moody_%2814709865671%29_Cropped.jpg","width":1875,"height":2817},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1268842005","tid":"4fbb9ed8-d05d-11ef-b1a3-802c9c246409","timestamp":"2025-01-11T20:47:46Z","description":"English musician (born 1950)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micky_Moody","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micky_Moody?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micky_Moody?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Micky_Moody"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micky_Moody","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Micky_Moody","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micky_Moody?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Micky_Moody"}},"extract":"Michael Joseph Moody is an English guitarist, and a former member of the rock bands Juicy Lucy and Whitesnake. He was also a founder-member of Snafu. Together with his former Whitesnake colleague Bernie Marsden he founded the Moody Marsden Band, and later, the Snakes, having previously collaborated with unofficial fifth Status Quo member Bob Young in Young & Moody. Along with Marsden and ex-Whitesnake bassist, Neil Murray, he formed the Company of Snakes and M3 Classic Whitesnake with which they mainly performed early Whitesnake songs. From 2011 to 2015, Moody toured and recorded with Snakecharmer, a band he co-formed.","extract_html":"
Michael Joseph Moody is an English guitarist, and a former member of the rock bands Juicy Lucy and Whitesnake. He was also a founder-member of Snafu. Together with his former Whitesnake colleague Bernie Marsden he founded the Moody Marsden Band, and later, the Snakes, having previously collaborated with unofficial fifth Status Quo member Bob Young in Young & Moody. Along with Marsden and ex-Whitesnake bassist, Neil Murray, he formed the Company of Snakes and M3 Classic Whitesnake with which they mainly performed early Whitesnake songs. From 2011 to 2015, Moody toured and recorded with Snakecharmer, a band he co-formed.
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